Faculty & Staff

Faculty and staff are the NPCs user can receive assignments, meter boosts, and take classes from.

Discuss Grade
Discussing your grade with a professor will cause your "brains" meter to either gain 3 points or lose 1 point.

Ask for Help
Asking for help will raise your "brains" meter by 2 points.

Offer Bribe
Offering a bribe will cause a dialog saying "You're not on probation." It is theorized that this is part of a feature that was planned to be implemented, but never was.

Leave Office
Leaving the office will take you back to the "Faculty & Staff" page.

Other Interactions
Casey Dillo, Doc Feathers, and Lunchlady Turkeyneck all have unique interactions. Casey Dillo and Doc Feathers' interactions are used to resolve the effects of random events, but Lunchlady Turkeyneck only has the option to play Freshman 15.